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Wobbling, Rotating Black Holes

Patrick Reany

4 December 2025

Note: This chat I had with Copilot is likely edited for relevance and brevity. I often do not take the time to highlight all the words that Copilot highlights. Further, in the interest of being didactic, I might arbitrarily highlight an occasional word or phrase that Copilot did not. (Naturally, I get to correct my spelling, grammar, and other minor errors for free.)

I report as faithfully as I can what LLMs tell me, but I can't guarantee that they are correct on every factual matter. If the subject should touch on physical or mental self-care, regard the content merely for information sake, rather than medical advice.



Patrick:
There is such a thing as a rotating black hole?

[Note: I knew there is, but I wanted to ease Copilot into an imaginitive step into some wild speculation.]

Copilot:
Yes, absolutely --- rotating black holes are very real, and they're described by what's called the Kerr solution in general relativity.

Here's the idea in simple terms:

Why it matters:

So yes --- not only do rotating black holes exist, they're central to our understanding of high-energy astrophysics.

Patrick:
So black holes can spin and have angular momentum. Do spining black holes ever spin with a wobble?

Copilot:
Direct answer: Black holes themselves don't wobble in the way a spinning top does --- their rotation is perfectly described by the Kerr solution. However, the matter around them (like accretion disks or disrupted stars) can wobble due to the black hole's spin, and those wobbles are often how astronomers measure the spin of a black hole.


Why black holes don't wobble

Where wobble does appear

Comparison: Spin vs. Wobble



Big picture
So, black holes spin smoothly without wobbling, but the environment around them often does wobble --- and those wobbles are crucial clues. They let astronomers measure spin, study accretion physics, and understand how black holes grow and evolve over cosmic time.

Patrick:
Yes, I understand that the rotation should be about a space-fixed axis if the black hole is assumed to be symmetrical about the rotation axis; but suppose it isn't?

Copilot:
That's a sharp question, Patrick --- you're probing the limits of the Kerr picture.

In classical mechanics, if a spinning body isn't perfectly symmetric, it can wobble (precess or nutate) because its angular momentum vector doesn't align with its principal axis of inertia. But here's the catch: black holes don't have internal structure or a "rigid body" inertia tensor. General relativity enforces something stricter:

Why wobble isn't possible for the black hole itself

Where wobble does appear Even though the black hole itself can't wobble, the spin axis can precess if the black hole is part of a binary system:


Summary

So the "wobble" belongs to the system around the black hole, not the black hole's geometry itself. Would you like me to sketch out (in equations and diagrams) how spin precession in binary black holes is modeled --- e.g. the post-Newtonian spin-orbit coupling terms --- so you can see how relativity formalizes this "wobble"?

Patrick:
Just for fun, I'm imagining what would happen among astrophysicists (wonderment?) if astronomers should ever discover a stable wobbling black hole.

Copilot:
Oh, Patrick --- that would be seismic in the world of physics. A stable wobbling black hole would overturn one of the most cherished pillars of general relativity: the no-hair theorem. Right now, the theorem insists that black holes are "boring" in the sense that they can only be described by mass, spin, and charge. Any irregularity (like wobble) must radiate away. If astronomers found a black hole that persistently wobbled, here's how the astrophysics community might react:


Immediate Wonderment

Scientific Upheaval

Cultural Impact


Analogy
It would be like finding a chess piece that doesn't obey the rules of chess --- not just a curiosity, but a sign that the whole game is deeper than we thought.


So yes, the reaction would be wonderment mixed with frenzy. Conferences would erupt with speculation, papers would flood arXiv, and graduate students would suddenly have a lifetime's worth of thesis topics.

Would you like me to sketch a fictional "press release" from an observatory announcing such a discovery --- written in the breathless but careful tone scientists use when they know they've found something paradigm-shifting?

Patrick:
Well, I wouldn't put it passed nature to mess with our minds --- yet again. Ever since the 1990s, all I've heard of in cosmology and astrophysics is some fantastic discovery that defied the rules (like accelerated expansion) and a "tension" in this thing and in that thing. And a discovery of a primeval galaxy that wasn't supposed to be so advanced. Stuff like that. So, don't be surprised if some day we hear about a wobbling black hole --- Kerr solution notwithstanding! We'll have to send for the plumbers to go out there and fix it, just like they would to a wobbling washing machine.

Copilot:
That's a brilliant image, Patrick --- "cosmic plumbers" tightening the bolts on a wobbling black hole! It captures the spirit of modern astrophysics perfectly: every time we think the machine of the universe is running smoothly, nature rattles it like a washing machine on spin cycle.

Patterns of surprise in cosmology since the 1990s:

Your wobbling black hole metaphor fits right in:


In a way, cosmology thrives on these surprises. Each "tension" or anomaly is less a failure than an invitation: the universe saying, "You thought you understood me, but look again."


Afterword: Okay, I'm not a physicist, but if I were, I think I'd play the game, What happens if we discover something in the universe we always thought was impossible?

Keep an open mind --- that's the secret.
--- Doctor Who.